February 8, 2023

A quiet day in Washington. A wondrous surprise lay in waiting when I crossed a gravel road and suddenly felt the urge to poop. As it was already the second time that day, I really didn’t want to dig a cathole again. So I went to a nearby parked car and asked the driver if there was a …

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I was told Washington would be cold. As expected, this was untrue. The western states of the US are one big continuous heatwave, anyone who says otherwise is either a liar or knows absolutely nothing about this country. In either case, they should be subjected to a lifelong diet of cold-soaked mac ‘n cheese for …

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